Dear Jim Green,
Your "Talking Fountain" is annoying. I do not want to hear gurgling water sounds while trying to get a drink of water.
For those who haven't heard it, the best I can do is show a picture:
Maybe after being stranded at SeaTac for 4 hours, I just lost all appreciation of Art. It only takes 5 hours to drive from SeaTac to Spokane. If Alaska Airlines can't fly ontime, driving doesn't sound so bad.